January 23, 2006
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WHY I STOPPED TYING MY SHOES
by Eric Mai, 15th gradeI can't live a lie. Truth, man. That's it. This shit's about being real. I'd feel like a phony if I was rolling tied. I'm building my dynasty every day by being one of the baddest walk-takers out there. Hear me: there's no way I'm ever gonna step from my door with some perfectly laced up, tied up, double-knotted, prissy-ass shoes again. The world just ain't like that.
This balla hoofed it halfway to lake Thunderbird and back yesterday, stepping with shoes untied. Cops bounced in lights flashing trying to bust me up for it too. You get powerful and everybody wants a piece. Started interrogating me, bossing me around. Then they peeped my laces danglin' and backed off reeeal quick. I got the feeling they won't be bothering me again.
Tell your friends, there's a new boss on the streets and he can't be stopped. Punks better watch your back, and don't step on my laces.
Comments (9)
Yeah, I said it. What? You want some?
Yeah, bring it on you pansy! You'll be sprawled out flat on your face this time tomorrow.
Hey, you're BOTH pansies, what do you think about that? Fight between Eric's 3 Xangas!!!
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listen motha f'as you think you somthin with yo shoes all untied, well you got somthing else coming. listen up good suckas while i tell ya where its really at. no laces at all bitches!!! what you gotta say about that. i straight up took those ho's out. now im all kinds of fly, the ladies want me and the fellas wanna be like me. so when you think you ready to break yoself off a piece of this lace free sucka, step up and get crunk. bitches. word to ya mother.
Eric, i think u've become several different people in the past couple days...sounds like you have identity problems...let me know if you need to talk those through! haha you are so randomly amazing...word
Life isn't hard and you're not exhausted.
we should "hoof" it sometime soon, just like old times.
Eric Mai is just like everyone else, he just chooses not to be.
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